What Are The Two Latest Versions Of Java?B by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur on 07-Jul-2006 Views : 598 Q- What are the two latest versions of Java?
A- Don't think more yaar it's MarJAVA and MitJAVA.
1 Day A Monkey Looked In To The Mirror Andsaid..B by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur on 07-Jul-2006 Views : 694 1 day a monkey looked in to the mirror and said:
"Oh my ugly face" and killed himslf.
Promise me you'll not look in the mirror
because I dont want to loose a good friend like you.
Getting Bored In The Office?? Here Are The Tips..B by : Sarabjit Singh on 05-Jul-2006 Views : 971 If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes(outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa............. !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
And if you are still getting bored.........................then
22. Fwd this mail to everyone u know ….
Hum Yaha Kyo HaiB by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jul-2006 Views : 937 Design hai to Development hai,
Development hai to Testing hai,
Testing hai to Defects hai,
Defects hai to Fixing hai,
Fixing hai to More Defects hai,
Defects hai to Analysis hai,
Analysis hai to Requirements hai,
Requirements hai to Design hai,
Design hai to Development hai,
Matlab Project Gol Gol hai,
Bus goli dene vala chahiye..
Arz HaiB by : Sarabjit Singh on 03-Jul-2006 Views : 968 Arz hai
Do tarah ki hoti hai JAVA,
Wah Wah...Wah Wah
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Do tarah ki hoti hai JAVA,
Lafzon ko samjhiye...Gaur kijiye
Do tarah ki hoti hai JAVA,
Bahut khub
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Do tarah ki hoti hai JAVA,
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Mar "JAVA", Mit "JAVA.
Funny SongsB by : Vivek Chhabra on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 839 1. Hume to afim ne mara,
Charas me kahan dum tha,
Apni to kishti thi wahan dubi,
Jahan sharab ka drum tha.
2. Eh jo sili sili aoundi hai hawa,
Kotha kisi da chonda hovega.
3. Dil taan palak hai,
Do gharian ubale pak jao.
6 Dogs Running On The Road.B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 524 6 dogs running on the road.
One dog asks - " Hum sab bhag kyon rahe hain?"
Then another dog answers - "Bagal wali gali mein naya khamba laga hai, chalo susu karne chale."
Jiska Dil Toot Gaya Hai Uske Pass General Knowledge Kyun Nahi Hoti Hai ??B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 907 Question - Jiska dil toot gaya hai Uske pass general knowledge kyun nahi hoti hai ????
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Socho ??
Kuch to bolo??
Kyonki...
Answer- Jab dil he toot gaya to ,GK, kya karenge!
Ek Police Wala Car Wale Nu Rok Ke - "Eh Sada Suraksha Week Hai, Isliye....B by : Sarabjit Singh on 02-Jul-2006 Views : 1395 Ek police wala car wale nu rok ke - "Eh sada suraksha week hai, isliye tuhanu belt pa ke gaddi chalaun layi Rs. 5000/- da inaam dita janda hai. Tusi ehna paiseyan da ki karoge?"
Man - "Sab to pehlan mein apna driving licence banawanga."
Woman on the back seat - "Ehdi gal te yakeeen na karo, eh sharaab pee ke eddan hi bolda hai."
Man's Child police dekh ke - "Papa mainu pata c, chori di car ch asin jyada door nahin ja sakde."
Pichche se dikki mein se awaaj aayi - "Hello bhai border paar ho gaya."
Daku Mangal Singh Tinku Ke Ghar Mein Ghusa Aur Bola" Sona Kahan Hai, Jaldi Batao?"B by : Sarabjit Singh on 29-Jun-2006 Views : 815 Daku mangal singh Tinku ke ghar mein Ghusa aur bola" Sona kahan hai, Jaldi batao?"
Tinku bola "Poora ghar khaali hai malko jithe marzi so jao."
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