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Dharmendra subscribed HUTCH.
But the HUTCH network didn't follow him.
Why??
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Socho??
bcoz the dog was afraid
" Kutte mai tera khoon pee jaonga..!"
A boy named "CURLEY" was sittin in toilet.
And his mother called him by his name "BETA CURLEY".
Son: Nahi mom abhi to latak rahi hai.
Biscuit wala's love letter
Dear PARLE G,
Today is GOODDAY, you have KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART,. Now I am in 50-50 position. Please don't play HIDE & SEEK, MARIE me.
Tinku har waqt apni biwi se ladta rehta tha.
Why??
Guess??
Socho??
Maan li haar?
Kyonki
Uske parents ne use sikhaya tha, beta har waqt musibaton se ladte rehna chahiye.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as
they were on the way to church service,
*"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
*One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't
worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
What's attitude?
Three ants saw an elephant.
First ant: We will kill him.
Second ant: We will break his leg.
Third ant: Leave him dude he is alone and we are three, that won't be fair.
Laloo ji Ek mahina bush se english ki training le kar vaapis aaye.
Ek din phone aaya laloo ji bole: "Who is speaking?"
Jawab aaya: "Hum sasura bushwa bol raha hoon"
Teacher : Why majoroty of South Indian's are black?
Student: Because they always watch Sun TV, Udaya TV, Surya TV! without sun screen lotion.
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