RacismB by : Shreya on 18-Jan-2009 Views : 8565
guy 1: you know what i cant believeSabse Bara Kaun Neta Ya DewtaB by : Shambhu Nath on 31-Mar-2008 Views : 14937
guy 2: what
guy 1: that there is still racism in this country
guy 2: how
guy 1: the white man breaks something, doesn't know what to do with it, so he hands it over to the black man
guy 2: what do you mean?
guy 1: bush broke the economy and handed it over to obama
abhi kuchh din pehle ki baat hai, dewta aur netao ne mil kar ek baithak ki kaun is sansaar me sabse bada hai, to dewtao me sabse pehle ganga ji boli ki main sabse badi hoon, kyonki main duniya ke logo ka paap dhoti hoon, our ,kumbh ke mele me 36 karor log ganga me snaan karte hai, is liye main sabke paapo ko dhoti hoon, is liye main badi hoon, waha par baithe shiv shankar se raha nahi gayaa , woh bole tum kaise badi ho, tum to hamari jata me padi ho, is liye main sabse bada hoon, fir parvat raj himalaya bol pade tum kaise bade ho, tum to hamari gufa me pade ho, is liye main sabse bada hoon, fir kehana kya tha, anjani putra hanuman bol pare tum kahan bade ho tum to hamari hatheli par pade ho, is liye main sabase bada hoon, fir bhagwan ram ko bolna hi thaa ki tum kaise bade ho tum to mere charno me pade, ho, is liye main sabse bada hoon, wahan khare do netao ko gussa aayaa our bol pade tum kaise bade tum to hamare lafde me pade ho, is liye main sabse bada hoon.Mayawati Goes To Lallu's HouseB by : Jigar on 31-Aug-2007 Views : 16765
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. BHAI DHAYAN TE PADIYO LALOO JI NE!B by : Harish Yadav on 18-Oct-2006 Views : 15667
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
1) Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji couldGobhi Len Gaya Si !B by : shanta dawra on 07-Aug-2006 Views : 12286
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
2)Laloos family planning policy-
'Don't have more than two children in one year'.
3)At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says,"JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
4)A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
LALOO BOLA "Marriage".
Lady to Punjab Police Inspector: Ji mera pati 5 din pehla gobhi len gaya si ajey tak wapis nahi aaya.Kis Devi Ka Prasad Sabse Mashoor Hai?B by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur on 07-Jul-2006 Views : 5170
Punjab Police Inspector: Taa fer koi hor sabji bana lao.
Ques-kis devi ka prasad sabse mashoor hai?Rabri: Ka Karat Ho?B by : Sarabjit Singh on 04-Jun-2006 Views : 3554
Ans- Rabri devi ka Lalu prasad
Rabri: Ka karat ho?RESERVATIONSB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 28-May-2006 Views : 3000
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitti likhat hoon.
Rabri: Par tohar likhna to aawe nahi?
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padna nahi janta.
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.Bill Clinton Decided To Teach Laloo EnglishB by : Sameena Arif on 26-Apr-2006 Views : 3216
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 – Astronnaut
Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the White House, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and its economy have come to a standstill, and press, news reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo - beaming his resplendent white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton?" War Or Waar(day)B by : Harwinderpal Singh on 14-Apr-2006 Views : 2674
Bill replies :Ee BABUA HAMAR KUCH BHI NAHI SUNAT HAI!!
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