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 By : Ajit Sahu , 06 Aug, 2005(views : 216)Previous | Next
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Once an American minister invited his counter-part minister Indian minister to visit his country. After the official meeting the American invited his counter part to his home. Please feel comfortable and let me know if you want something. Indian minister was very much anxious about all the luxoury in his house and was restless.

Indian: Can you tell me,how could you manage to live so high standard life.

American: Well can you see a river there in the distance.

Indian: Yeah I can see.

American: Can you see that there is a bridge construction going on too.

Indian: Yeah I can even see that

American : Well 10% of the funds in that construction work is my share. That is how I manage

After few months, the Indian minister invites his counter-part same American minister to India. The Indian also invites the American to his home.

American: WOW, last time, when I visited your home, it was very small and you hardly had items of basic necessity. Now WOW, you have everything in this palace, which I could imagine of. How could you do that?

Indian: Do you see a river there in the distance.

American: Yes I do see.

Indian: Do you see that there is a bridge construction going on.

American: No, I can't see any construction there.

Indian: Well 100% of the funds in that construction work is my share.

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