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Gyani Zail Singh
 By : Ajit Sahu , 06 Aug, 2005(views : 308)Previous | Next
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Gyani Zail Singh went abroad & had a meeting with the President of a foreign country. Foreign President said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in my country. Come with me."

He takes Zail Singh in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."

Zail Singh digs.

President says, "More, more, more..."

Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.

"So now, did you find anything?"

Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"

Foreign president says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"

Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited the same Foreign President to India.

In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"

He takes the Foreign president to a forest and asks him to dig.

After some time GyaniJi says, "More. .. more... more!"

Foreign president has now reached almost 400 feet.

Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"

Foreign president tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"

GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"

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