सौ बार कहा हैB by : Anmol Arora on 09-Oct-2012 Views : 6233
पति पत्नी में लड़ाई हुई. पति ने आत्महत्या करने की सोच कर बाजार से जहर लाकर खा लिया. वो मरे नहीं बीमार हो गए.Comedy JokeB by : Yash Raj on 29-Jan-2012 Views : 21891
पत्नी (गुस्से में बोली) – सौ बार कहा है कि चीजें देखकर खरीदा करो पैसे भी गए और जिस काम के लिए लाए वो भी नहीं हुआ
Father: kya hua beta ro kyu raha hai, mujhe bata main tumhare dost jaisa hi hun.NamesB by : Kratika Nigam on 24-Apr-2011 Views : 14883
Son: kya batau ram prasad main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.
If Umar Gul and Gul Panag will get marry so what will be the name of Gul Panag after marriage???Marriage RelatedB by : Jolly Uncle on 20-Sep-2009 Views : 33235
She will become "Gul Gul".
Ladki wale: Hamko Ladka Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Karni Hai?The Success Of MarriageB by : Prakhar on 13-Sep-2009 Views : 25155
Ladke wale: Abhi To Ladka Study Kar Raha Hai.
Ladki wale: Hamari Ladki Koun Si Bandariya hai Jo Kitaab Faad Degi.
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.HOLIDAYB by : CHANDER MOHAN SHARMA on 19-Aug-2009 Views : 17419
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again..
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?".
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after ";-)
HUSBAND: TODAY IS HOLIDAY AND I WANT TO ENJOY IT FULLY. SO, I HAVE BOUGHT 5 MOVIE TICKETS.Beautiful WifeB by : Ravikumar.J on 14-Aug-2009 Views : 30245
WIFE: WHY 5 TICKETS?
HUSBAND : ONE FOR YOU, TWO FOR YOUR PARENTS AND TWO FOR YOUR SISTERS.
wife: why don't you advised your friend to select his wife hence she is not a match with him?In HotelB by : Pushkar on 23-Jul-2009 Views : 17573
husband: mmmm.... becoz he didn't advised me on that time
I want u... Santa Banta Type HindiB by : Sheekha on 19-May-2009 Views : 12370
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner....
and to say say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"
sirf yes or no may jawaab dena hai-420B by : Vikrant Phogat on 27-Jan-2009 Views : 12614
KI TUSI GURDWARE TON CHAPPLAN CHUKNIYAN BAND KAR DITIYAN?
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Girls r 75%
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70+75+85+90+100 = 420