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Ladki wale: Hamko Ladka Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Karni Hai?
Ladke wale: Abhi To Ladka Study Kar Raha Hai.
Ladki wale: Hamari Ladki Koun Si Bandariya hai Jo Kitaab Faad Degi.
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again..
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?".
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after ";-)
HUSBAND: TODAY IS HOLIDAY AND I WANT TO ENJOY IT FULLY. SO, I HAVE BOUGHT 5 MOVIE TICKETS.
WIFE: WHY 5 TICKETS?
HUSBAND : ONE FOR YOU, TWO FOR YOUR PARENTS AND TWO FOR YOUR SISTERS.
wife: why don't you advised your friend to select his wife hence she is not a match with him?
husband: mmmm.... becoz he didn't advised me on that time
I want u...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner....
and to say say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"
sirf yes or no may jawaab dena hai-
KI TUSI GURDWARE TON CHAPPLAN CHUKNIYAN BAND KAR DITIYAN?
Girls r 70%
Beauty
Girls r 75%
Sweet
Girls r 85%
Naughty
Girls r 90%
Cute
Girls r 100%
Lovely
Total
70+75+85+90+100 = 420
IN ONE FAMILY THERE WERE A GIRL. EVERYBODY TOUGHT HER THAT TREAT EVRY BOY LIKE YOUR BROTHER. SHE FOLLOW THE TRADITION VERY RELIGIOUSLY.
WHEN SHE BECOME YOUNG SHE GOT MARRIED. IN FIRST NIGHT (SUHAGRAAT) HER HUSBAND ASKED HER TO REMOVE HER GHUNGAT (COVER ON FACE) BUT SHE REFUSED HIS REQUEST.
AFTER SO MANY REQUEST HER HUSBAND DECIDE TO REMOVE GHUNGAT HIMSELF. WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO DO SO, SUDDENLY THE GIRL SAID " BHAIYA AISE NA KARO MUJHE SHARAM AATI HAI"
Two lovers plan to sucide.
Boyjumps first.
Girl close her eyes and returned back saying "Love is blind"
Boy in air opens his parachute and says "True love never dies."
Q. Why rahul gandhi is Unmarried?
Ans. Because people of congress say Soniya gandhi ko bahumat do.
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