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सौ बार कहा है
B by : Anmol Arora on 09-Oct-2012 Views : 6356
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पति पत्नी में लड़ाई हुई. पति ने आत्महत्या करने की सोच कर बाजार से जहर लाकर खा लिया. वो मरे नहीं बीमार हो गए.

पत्नी (गुस्से में बोली) – सौ बार कहा है कि चीजें देखकर खरीदा करो पैसे भी गए और जिस काम के लिए लाए वो भी नहीं हुआ




Comedy Joke
B by : Yash Raj on 29-Jan-2012 Views : 21969
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Father: kya hua beta ro kyu raha hai, mujhe bata main tumhare dost jaisa hi hun.

Son: kya batau ram prasad main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.




Names
B by : Kratika Nigam on 24-Apr-2011 Views : 15023
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If Umar Gul and Gul Panag will get marry so what will be the name of Gul Panag after marriage???
She will become "Gul Gul".




Marriage Related
B by : Jolly Uncle on 20-Sep-2009 Views : 33381
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Ladki wale: Hamko Ladka Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Karni Hai?

Ladke wale: Abhi To Ladka Study Kar Raha Hai.

Ladki wale: Hamari Ladki Koun Si Bandariya hai Jo Kitaab Faad Degi.




The Success Of Marriage
B by : Prakhar on 13-Sep-2009 Views : 25256
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Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again..
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?".

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after ";-)




HOLIDAY
B by : CHANDER MOHAN SHARMA on 19-Aug-2009 Views : 17465
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HUSBAND: TODAY IS HOLIDAY AND I WANT TO ENJOY IT FULLY. SO, I HAVE BOUGHT 5 MOVIE TICKETS.
WIFE: WHY 5 TICKETS?
HUSBAND : ONE FOR YOU, TWO FOR YOUR PARENTS AND TWO FOR YOUR SISTERS.




Beautiful Wife
B by : Ravikumar.J on 14-Aug-2009 Views : 30386
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wife: why don't you advised your friend to select his wife hence she is not a match with him?
husband: mmmm.... becoz he didn't advised me on that time




In Hotel
B by : Pushkar on 23-Jul-2009 Views : 17746
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I want u...

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner....

and to say say those sweet three words to U....

"Pay The Bill"




Santa Banta Type Hindi
B by : Sheekha on 19-May-2009 Views : 12542
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sirf yes or no may jawaab dena hai-
KI TUSI GURDWARE TON CHAPPLAN CHUKNIYAN BAND KAR DITIYAN?




420
B by : Vikrant Phogat on 27-Jan-2009 Views : 12658
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Girls r 70%
Beauty

Girls r 75%
Sweet

Girls r 85%
Naughty

Girls r 90%
Cute

Girls r 100%
Lovely

Total
70+75+85+90+100 = 420




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