Love And Marriages Jokes

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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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If u are not yet ready. I do not mean it, though.

Do you know the full form of:
A B C D E F G ???
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now can anyone guess the full form of :
G F E D C B A ???

Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again......

SO BE AWARE !!!

Life is short ......... make it sweet.

SMILE} Have a good day and a better one tomorrow

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I am getting married next week.

There will be small party and only a few people will be invited.

Don't bring any gifts.

just brings SOMEONE to marry me.

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Love is blind
Blind rarely Love

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Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

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Sardaarji tells his wife
Tum meri Kalpana ho
Tum meri Bhavana ho
Tum meri prerna ho
Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho

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Man : "Where do you want to go for our Anniversary ?"
Wife : "Somewhere I have never been !"
Man : "How about the kitchen ?"

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man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"