BEST SMS OF THE YEARB by : Sandip on 08-Nov-2005 Views : 2989
First Best:
Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
Second Best:
How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
Third Best:
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.
One Liner Joke-12B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 618 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
One Liner Jokes-9B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 567 My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
One Liner Joke-7B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 513 Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
One Liner Joke-6B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 490 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
One Liner Joke-3B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 512 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
PhotoB by : Gurpreet Singh on 31-Oct-2005 Views : 503 Punjabi akhbar wich matrimonial ad:-
ik munde nu viaah waste' soni kudi di talash....jo dahej vich car lia sake....jaldi photo bejo....
car di !!
Shadi Se Pehle Aur Bad MeinB by : Gurpreet Singh on 31-Oct-2005 Views : 933 Shaadi ke baad-patni kaise badalti hai zara gaur kijiye, pehle saal-MAINE KAHA JI KHANA KHA LIJIYE AAPNE KAAFI DER SE KUCHH KHAYA NAHI
Dusre saal-G khana tyar hai laga doon,
Teesre saal-khana ban chuka hai jab khana ho bata dena
Chothe saal-khana banakar rakh diya hai main bazar ja rahi hoon khud hi daal lena,
Paanchwe saal-Main kehti hoon mujhse aaj khana nhi banega hotel se le aayo.
Chatthe saal-jab dekho khana khana or khana abhi subah to khaya tha tumne
You Will ForgetB by : Arti Agarwal on 31-Oct-2005 Views : 527 An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.
After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "To the kitchen."
She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure."
She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that."
She then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She replies, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."
Two SoldiersB by : Parveen Arora on 19-Oct-2005 Views : 411 Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
First Soldier: Why did you join the army?
Second Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?
First Soldier: I had a wife and I loved peace. So I joined.
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