PREMIKAB by : Malek Talib on 26-Nov-2007 Views : 1596 PREMIKA PREMI SE : MAIN MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
PREMI : KYA BAAT KAR RAHI HO TUM HOSH MEIN TO HO.
PREMIKA : HAAN MAIN TUMHARE DADDY SE SHAADI KARAKE TUMHARI MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
Smart WifeB by : Jolly Uncle on 11-Oct-2007 Views : 1305 A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."
Thrashing Of His Life Time..B by : Mustafa on 06-Oct-2007 Views : 938 A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got the thrashing of his life time....
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste
Best AwardB by : Jolly Uncle on 01-Oct-2007 Views : 796 What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
Before & After MarriageB by : Pritpal on 17-Sep-2007 Views : 1083 Before Marriage - - -
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.
Reality Of Life - Jolly UncleB by : Jolly Uncle on 13-Sep-2007 Views : 834 An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
Real Love By Jolly UncleB by : Jolly Uncle on 01-Sep-2007 Views : 787 Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banaoge?"
Husband:"Main Ne To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!"
FoolB by : Gurpreet Singh on 27-Jun-2007 Views : 1378 Wife : Honey , I was A Fool When I Married You
Husband : Yes Dear , But i was in love and didn't notice it
Death Of SingerB by : Naghina on 15-May-2007 Views : 1293 Jab Himesh Reshmya Mar Gaya,
To Bhagwan Ne Us Se Pucha Tumne Zindagi Me Kya Kiya,
Himesh Bola,ishq Kiya Kiya,Ishq Kiya Kiya re.Bhagwan Ne Kaha Ishq Kyun Kiya.
Himesh:Tanha Jiya Na Jaye Tanha Raha Na Jaye.
Bhagvan:Me Tere Ko Chorunga Nahi,
Himesh:Ya Ali Madad Ali Ya Ali,Himesh Wahan Se Bhaga Bhagwan Uske Pechay Bhaga Aur Bola,
Jhalak Diklaja Jhalak Diklaja Ek Bar Hath Aaja Aaja Aaja Aajaaa.
Pichle Zamane Ki LadkiyanB by : Alokanu on 03-Apr-2007 Views : 2051 Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”.
But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
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