Love And Marriages Jokes

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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

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Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.

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An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banaoge?"
Husband:"Main Ne To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!"

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Wife : Honey , I was A Fool When I Married You
Husband : Yes Dear , But i was in love and didn't notice it

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Jab Himesh Reshmya Mar Gaya,
To Bhagwan Ne Us Se Pucha Tumne Zindagi Me Kya Kiya,
Himesh Bola,ishq Kiya Kiya,Ishq Kiya Kiya re.Bhagwan Ne Kaha Ishq Kyun Kiya.
Himesh:Tanha Jiya Na Jaye Tanha Raha Na Jaye.
Bhagvan:Me Tere Ko Chorunga Nahi,
Himesh:Ya Ali Madad Ali Ya Ali,Himesh Wahan Se Bhaga Bhagwan Uske Pechay Bhaga Aur Bola,
Jhalak Diklaja Jhalak Diklaja Ek Bar Hath Aaja Aaja Aaja Aajaaa.

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Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”.

But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”

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7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse buzurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain...?

Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...??

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain... aur kehtaa hain

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" chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta. ... "

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Wife : Do you love me because my dad left me a fortune?

Husband : Who says? I will love you no matter who left you the fortune.

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Marriages are made in heaven.
But, then again, so are thunder and lightning.