Fortune And WealthB by : Sagar Dhananjay on 12-Mar-2007 Views : 4172
Wife : Do you love me because my dad left me a fortune?Thunder And LightningB by : Robin on 15-Feb-2007 Views : 4274
Husband : Who says? I will love you no matter who left you the fortune.
Marriages are made in heaven. BEAUTIFULB by : Robin on 15-Feb-2007 Views : 4665
But, then again, so are thunder and lightning.
A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.REDUCE AlcoholB by : Robin on 15-Feb-2007 Views : 4021
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Girl FriendsB by : Robin on 15-Feb-2007 Views : 4767
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. CONGRATULATEB by : Robin on 15-Feb-2007 Views : 3988
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. PUNISH TWICEB by : Robin on 15-Feb-2007 Views : 3854
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Why Government does not allow a Man to Marry 2 Women ?Valentine JokesB by : Ashwani on 24-Jan-2007 Views : 4346
Because as per the Constitution, you cannot be PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
1. Laden's Valentine.Trying For YearsB by : Gurpreet Singh on 26-Dec-2006 Views : 4131
A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"
The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.
"Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."
2. Be My Valentine.
A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
3. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hog and kisses!
4. What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. Do You Want Dinner??B by : Ritcha Rao on 15-Nov-2006 Views : 3987
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years."
Wife : Do you want dinner?Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and No!