Sunday & EnjoyB by : Gurpreet Singh on 11-Nov-2006 Views : 3654
A Married Man who's In laws have come to pay a visit to his house and happen to remain there for few days. ShaadiB by : Sophie Victor on 04-Nov-2006 Views : 4416
Man: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Man: For you and your parents.
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, kabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi.Equation/ FormulaB by : Vayshnavee on 01-Nov-2006 Views : 3532
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
I) The Equation: Falling In LoveB by : Sophie Victor on 31-Oct-2006 Views : 4052
7 Glance = 1 Smile.
7 Smile = 1 Meeting.
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss.
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal.
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage.
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!
Santa apni girl friend ko I Love Yo kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Har GamB by : Gurpreet Singh on 25-Oct-2006 Views : 3191
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
Phone Bell Rings.BEVDAB by : Harish Yadav on 25-Oct-2006 Views : 3738
Husband asks: Who are you?.
Wife: How dare you forget your wife?.
Husband: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.LAWYER MARRIAGEB by : Harish Yadav on 25-Oct-2006 Views : 3389
I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friend come home only seven times a week.Girl preferred will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligibleDOCTOR MARRIAGEB by : Harish Yadav on 25-Oct-2006 Views : 3506
candidate for the post of husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e.)Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage.Pre-marital LoveB by : Ajay on 24-Oct-2006 Views : 2920
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins.
Be it Anacin, metasin or crosin.
I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.
We were in long nine months before our marriage.Beautiful WomanB by : Harish Yadav on 20-Oct-2006 Views : 3527
One day my wife asked - "You don't love me as you did before our marriage."
I replied - "I don't like to continue the pre-marital affairs."
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."