Shaadi Se PehleB by : Harish Yadav on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 1183 A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, "Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?"
"Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai....Nachunga Nahin? "
"Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?"
"Shadi se pehle main bhi sher thaa!", replied chooha.
Love MarriagesB by : Ritcha Rao on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 1211 Why Love marriages are better than arranged marriages?
Because Known Devils Are Better Than Unknown Devils.
SARDAR JI IN LOVEB by : Vivek Chhabra on 22-Aug-2006 Views : 1252 Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her,
" I LOVE YOU SISTER."
JOKESB by : HARSHADKUMAR SOMAIYA on 12-Aug-2006 Views : 1213 A boy asked his father,why 'husband' is called so ?
Father replied it is because hasne ka band hota hai!
Sheeshi Bhari Gulab Ki, Phatthar Se Phor DoonB by : Gurvaran Singh on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 1115 Sheeshi bhari gulab ki,
Phatthar se phod doon,
Pant wali mil jaye to,
Ghaghre wali ko chod doon.
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time LogiB by : Gurvaran Singh on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 1140 Dil Logi, Kay Jaan Logi,
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi.
Maine Socha Mera Dil AayaB by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur(Topper In Wc on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 914 Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi,
Phir kisi ne darwaza khatkhataya,
Maine socha mera dil aaya,
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya.
Kisi Aur Ko PataooonB by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur(Topper In Wc on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 911 Kamaata nahin hoon itna ke tujhe roze khilaoon,
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon.
Main Ho Gaye Bachchon WaaliB by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur(Topper In Wc on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 848 Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya,
Gaye honthon ki laaali,
Ab to peeecha chod de,
Main ho gayi bachchon waali.
Math Student's Love Letter !B by : Vivek Chhabra on 21-Jul-2006 Views : 1115 Math student's love letter!!!
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
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