Marrige CostB by : Harish Yadav on 20-Oct-2006 Views : 2915
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Wishful ThinkingB by : Harish Yadav on 19-Oct-2006 Views : 2370
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. Difference Between Love And MarriageB by : Sharath on 09-Oct-2006 Views : 2859
The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?".
Love is holding hands in the street.Mr ElahiB by : Ronit on 27-Sep-2006 Views : 1920
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don t you think you ve had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
Mr Elahi had 3 sons named-Types Of GirlsB by : Nidhi Agarwal on 23-Sep-2006 Views : 2471
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bas-kar-e-elahi.
HARD-DISK Girls:Well PreparedB by : Yogeeta Yadav on 21-Sep-2006 Views : 1708
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Difficult to access.
Always busy when you need her.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her,
She comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
If you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." What's CommonB by : Harish Yadav on 01-Sep-2006 Views : 1806
"Good" replied Banta, "Make sure she's prepared well".
MAN TO WIFE: We always keep fighting! Dont you have something we both can agree on? SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLDB by : Harish Yadav on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 1974
WIFE: Of course!
WIFE: We both were married on the same day...!!
These are some of the romantic countries in the world.Shaadi Se PehleB by : Harish Yadav on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 2232
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here..I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.Love MarriagesB by : Ritcha Rao on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 2221
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, "Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?"
"Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai....Nachunga Nahin? "
"Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?"
"Shadi se pehle main bhi sher thaa!", replied chooha.
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