Love And Marriages Jokes

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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao Sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

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Seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful and introduces them to a technique called word/name association. They come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it.

Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden.

"Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?"

"Well, it was...hmmm...let me think a minute... What's the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems...?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yeah, that's it...(shouting toward house) Hey Darling Rose, what was the memory course instructor's name?"

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Two men meet,both looking 4 their lost wifes.
1st: What your's look like?
2nd: She is 5'9', 36-24-36 fair,blue eyed.And yours?
1st: Forget mine lets find your's.

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A woman in love with a boxer confessed."It waslove at first fight."

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Boyfriend: Mein tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta.Gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend: Kaun kaun hai ghar me.
Boyfriend: 1 biwi or 2 bacche.

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One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner: Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

Wife: - - - silence - - -

Husband: Damn it !

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Question - Life ko kaun ziada achhaa bana sakti hai-girldfriend ya wife?



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Answer) wife.
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Honi kisi aur ki chaiye.

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Sagai hui...

Shadi hui...

Biwi ghar mein aaye...

Ghar swarg ban gaya...

Aur mein

Swargwasi...

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Tinku: "Yadi kisi ko pyar ho jaye to kya karna chahiye?"

Bantu: "Un dono ki shadi karva deni chahiye, Char dino mein pyar ka bhoot utar jayega!"

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Ek baniye ki biwi bimar thi.
Light na hone ki wajah se usne mombati jala di aur kaha "Doctor ko lene ja raha hoon, agar tumhe lage tum nahi bachogi to please mombati bujha dena."