JOKESB by : HARSHADKUMAR SOMAIYA on 12-Aug-2006 Views : 2221 A boy asked his father,why 'husband' is called so ?
Father replied it is because hasne ka band hota hai!
Sheeshi Bhari Gulab Ki, Phatthar Se Phor DoonB by : Gurvaran Singh on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 2370 Sheeshi bhari gulab ki,
Phatthar se phod doon,
Pant wali mil jaye to,
Ghaghre wali ko chod doon.
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time LogiB by : Gurvaran Singh on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 2264 Dil Logi, Kay Jaan Logi,
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi.
Maine Socha Mera Dil AayaB by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur(Topper In Wc on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 1836 Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi,
Phir kisi ne darwaza khatkhataya,
Maine socha mera dil aaya,
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya.
Kisi Aur Ko PataooonB by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur(Topper In Wc on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 1796 Kamaata nahin hoon itna ke tujhe roze khilaoon,
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon.
Main Ho Gaye Bachchon WaaliB by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur(Topper In Wc on 22-Jul-2006 Views : 1721 Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya,
Gaye honthon ki laaali,
Ab to peeecha chod de,
Main ho gayi bachchon waali.
Math Student's Love Letter !B by : Vivek Chhabra on 21-Jul-2006 Views : 2049 Math student's love letter!!!
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Maar Khao Ghar Wali SeB by : Smridhi on 17-Jul-2006 Views : 2034 Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao Sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
Solving Memory ProblemsB by : Niraj Kumar Jha on 10-Jul-2006 Views : 1758 Seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful and introduces them to a technique called word/name association. They come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it.
Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden.
"Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?"
"Well, it was...hmmm...let me think a minute... What's the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems...?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yeah, that's it...(shouting toward house) Hey Darling Rose, what was the memory course instructor's name?"
Both Looking 4 Their Lost Wifes............B by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur on 06-Jul-2006 Views : 1632 Two men meet,both looking 4 their lost wifes.
1st: What your's look like?
2nd: She is 5'9', 36-24-36 fair,blue eyed.And yours?
1st: Forget mine lets find your's.
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