Love And Marriages Jokes

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A woman in love with a boxer confessed."It waslove at first fight."

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Boyfriend: Mein tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta.Gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend: Kaun kaun hai ghar me.
Boyfriend: 1 biwi or 2 bacche.

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One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner: Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

Wife: - - - silence - - -

Husband: Damn it !

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Question - Life ko kaun ziada achhaa bana sakti hai-girldfriend ya wife?



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Honi kisi aur ki chaiye.

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Sagai hui...

Shadi hui...

Biwi ghar mein aaye...

Ghar swarg ban gaya...

Aur mein

Swargwasi...

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Tinku: "Yadi kisi ko pyar ho jaye to kya karna chahiye?"

Bantu: "Un dono ki shadi karva deni chahiye, Char dino mein pyar ka bhoot utar jayega!"

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Ek baniye ki biwi bimar thi.
Light na hone ki wajah se usne mombati jala di aur kaha "Doctor ko lene ja raha hoon, agar tumhe lage tum nahi bachogi to please mombati bujha dena."

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Shaadi karane ke baad aur Mobile khareedne ke baad ek hi afsos hota hai..?

Ki kash thoda ruk jata to aur achcha model mil jata.

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Wife to husband: See that is my first boy friend at bar, he is drinking since I left him 10 years ago.

Husband: Nonsense! No one can celebrate that long!

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1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

3. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

4. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

5. "Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. " I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?". "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow."