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Tinku To Wife: Bhagyawan Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai.
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 23-Jun-2006 Views : 1781
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Tinku to wife: Bhagyawan suit bada sohna paya hai.

Wife: Thanks

Tinku: Shingaar vi bada sohna kita hai.

Wife: Thank you G.

Tinku: Par sohni fer vi nahi lagdi.




When A Friend Announces Her Wedding, And You Ask...
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 21-Jun-2006 Views : 1528
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When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.




Police Arrested A Drunker At Midnight And Asked: " Where Are You Going?"
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 17-Jun-2006 Views : 1487
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Police arrested a drunker at midnight and asked: " Where are you going?"

Man: "I am going to listen lecture on the ill effects of drinking on health"

Police: "Who will lecture at midnight?"

Man: "My wife"




Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hain?
B by : Ms.Balwinder Kaur on 07-Jun-2006 Views : 1630
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.




Wife: Darling Today Is Our Marriage Anniversary. What Shouild We Do?
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 06-Jun-2006 Views : 1706
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Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary. What should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes.




Kya Maal Hai
B by : Aditee Rustagi on 03-Jun-2006 Views : 1146
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Two friends were walking along the park. they saw a beautiful lady passing by, seeing her, one friend said 'kya maal hai'
Immediately the other friend said' maal se yaad aya, bhabhi kaisi hai.'




MORE SHERS
B by : Tanay Kumar Das on 06-May-2006 Views : 1865
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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay.

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai,
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain.

Aaj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga,
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga.

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya,
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya,
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay,
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo,
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo.

Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara,
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara.

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar,
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar.

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye,
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye.

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar,
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar.

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh,
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh.

Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen,
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen.

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya,
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya.

Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay,
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,manji thallay war jaeen gay.

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi,
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi.

Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use,
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes.

"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha,
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain",
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain".

Nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
Har haal main anjam se darte rehna,
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
Mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!

Rab na dikhaye
Tooba Tooba!
Nanga pinda,
Nanga sina,
Bara kameena
Dish Antenna.

Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila,
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta.

Bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin,
Ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua,
Ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye,
Kaam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua.

Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali,
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil ka "Aisa" haal kartey hain.

Dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn,
Magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa.

Koi batlaye jab yeh larkiyan,
Baghawat nahin kar saktin,
To mohobbat kyu karti hain.




The Alpahbet
B by : Sayed Sharafat ALi on 24-Apr-2006 Views : 1545
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A-ur Attractive
B-ur Beautiful
C-ur Caring
D-ur Delicous
E-ur Exciting
F-ur Funny
G-ur Gorgeous
H-ur Heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!




VALANTINE
B by : Sayed Sharafat ALi on 24-Apr-2006 Views : 1676
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?




Aadmi Shaadi Kyon Karta Hai?
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 21-Apr-2006 Views : 1713
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?

Isliye taki marne ke baad agar swarg jaye to achcha feel kare, aur agar nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage...!




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