CorruptionB by : NIRWED on 22-Aug-2011 Views : 15130
1 admi ne ANNA HAJARE se puchhaNriB by : Dipali on 10-Dec-2006 Views : 35353
"kafan me jeb kyu nahi hoti?"
'ANNA' ne jawab dya.
" Beta kyuki Maut kabhi Rishwat nahi leti.
Top Ten Ways to Recognize an NRILiarB by : Srinivas on 13-Oct-2006 Views : 27604
(May not apply towards NRIs returning from Gulf)
10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.
9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water.
8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule.
7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the Customs clearance of airport.
6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations.
5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper.
4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase.
3. One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation.
2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture.
1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.
From: Krishna Prasad. (Prasad@biologysx.lan.nrc.ca).
A lie machine is bought. What Is (eese) You Are?B by : Srinivas on 09-Oct-2006 Views : 21730
It works in the following way:
If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound, if a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Now there are three Indians. One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given in front of the lie machine.
Here it goes......
Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
In one airbus there was a Japanese looking passenger next to an American.Having curiosity about his nationality,american asked him "what is (eese) you are?".Three Indian Soldiers By Pakistani ArmyB by : Ronit on 27-Sep-2006 Views : 33846
Man paused for a while and asked,what do you mean?
I mean whether you are a Chinese,japanese or Thaiwanese etc.
He replied,I am a Chinese.
American left a hated look at him and showed his displeasure.
Few minites later Chinese asked from American,
what kee you are?
What you mean ?
I mean Yankee,Donkey,or Monkey !!
Three Indian soldiers, Jai Reddy (Tamil), Joy Bosu (Bengali), and Santa Singh(Punjab) are captured by Pakistani Army. More Indian StuffB by : Ronit on 27-Sep-2006 Views : 8907
The Pakistani Corp commander does not want to have them as POWs and has decided to execute them. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Reddy asks for a Masala Dosai, which he is served and then taken away.
The Bosu requests a Machli Bhath, which he is served and also taken away.
Santa requests Sarson ka saag and Makki di roti. The captors are surprised and reply ' Sarson?' 'Yes, Sarson.' 'Arre Sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai!'
'Koi gall nahin.Asi intezaar kara ge.'say Santa.
Q1. How was wire invented? AmericanismsB by : Ronit on 26-Sep-2006 Views : 7250
A1. Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Q2. Why is India a banana republic?
A2. Because Rajiv kept chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi.
Q3. What is a communist Sindhi called?
Q4. What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Q5. What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th.
Q6. What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A6. I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Q7. What is a jiving Sardar called?
A7. Breakdan Singh.
Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of New Delhi (or elsewhere).Only FemaleB by : Ronit on 25-Sep-2006 Views : 6779
1. Have a nice day! - Achaa din lo!
2. What's up? - Uppar kya hai?
3. You're kidding! - Tum bachaa bana rahe ho!
4. Don't kid me! - Mera bachaa mat banaao!
5. Yo, baby! What's up? - Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
6. Cool man! - Thandaa aadmi!
7. Don't mess with me, dude. - Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.
8. Check this out, man! - Iski chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
9. She's so fine! - Woh itnee baareek hai!
10. Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay! - Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?
11. Hey good looking; what's cooking? - Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?
12. Are you nuts? - Kya aap akhrot hain?
13. Son of a gun. - Bachcha bandook ka.
14. General Body Meeting - Saamanya Shaaririk Milan.
And the best one is.....
15. How do you do? - Kaise karte ho?
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Bofor BrandB by : Yogeeta Yadav on 22-Sep-2006 Views : 5980
Santa: In India, it is only with female.
I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky. Mara Gaya Yaar!B by : Harish Yadav on 01-Sep-2006 Views : 5113
"Which is the best Swedish whisky?" I asked the waiter.
"Sir are you from India?" he asked.
"Then you must try our very special brand Bofors, it gives you instant kickbacks."
On a flight to america one muslim,one sikh,and one hindu boarded.The plane was just moving above the Atlantic ocean it started giving trouble the captain requested everyone to jump out but the three indians didn't had parachutes.I am leaving the rest of the for you to complete.Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next