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Definition Of An Indian

By : Harish Yadav , 24 Aug, 2006(views : 826)

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Defining Indian:-
If you see anyone in this situation, he must be an Indian who:
1. Couldn�t learn to water ski because he couldn�t find a lake with a slope.
2. Got his degree but couldn�t work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn�t fit into the typewriter.
3. Got excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years."
4. Was trapped in an escalator for hours when the power went out.
5. Couldn�t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
6. When asked what the capital of California?
he answered "C."
7. Burned his nose bobbing for French fries.
8. Baked a turkey for 8 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 185.
9. Couldn�t make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won�t fit into those little packets.

10. Changes his baby�s diaper only once a month because the label says "good up to 20 pounds."
Or simply
Indian is the one who Lays eggs.
If hindus consider cow as their mother then why they hesitate to accept bull as their father?

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