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Gol Gappa
B by : Rahul Raheja on 04-Jul-2009 Views : 2047
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Father to little baby - oye oye oye oye, mela pyala munna, mela gol gappa , o mela gol gappa , tuje khaunga main, apne pyale se gol gappe ko khaunga main.

Little baby ne susu kar diya or bola - lo papa ab pani bhi pee lo.




420
B by : Vikrant Phogat on 27-Jan-2009 Views : 5185
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Girls r 70%
Beauty

Girls r 75%
Sweet

Girls r 85%
Naughty

Girls r 90%
Cute

Girls r 100%
Lovely

Total
70+75+85+90+100 = 420




Three Boys
B by : Akash on 26-Oct-2008 Views : 3452
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1st boy - my father drives the car so fast that some people fly away.

2nd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the people run away.

3rd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the car is in garage and father in hospital.




PREMIKA
B by : Malek Talib on 26-Nov-2007 Views : 3137
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PREMIKA PREMI SE : MAIN MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
PREMI : KYA BAAT KAR RAHI HO TUM HOSH MEIN TO HO.
PREMIKA : HAAN MAIN TUMHARE DADDY SE SHAADI KARAKE TUMHARI MAA BANANE WALI HOON.




Yo
B by : Abhilash on 26-Oct-2007 Views : 2893
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Once a sardarji goes to hotel and finishes eating his food.After eating he goes to wash the basin the hotel.Why???.Bcoz he sees the board 'Wash basin'.




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