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Ek bar do pagal, pagal-khane se bhaag jaate hain.

Cinema hall me chappal utaar ke baith jaate hain.

Dharmendra ka dialouge aata hai "bhag jao kutto kamino" toh woh pagal bhaag jaate hain.

Phir woh thodi der baad wapis aate hain

Dharmendre ka dialouge aata hai "ab kya lene aye ho kutto kamino "

Woh dono pagal kehte "Chapla lene aaye hain"

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What is the difference b/w wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake:

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Videsh jane wali pehli bhartiya mahila kaun thi?

Answer: Sita ji!!

Kyunki Sita ji hi pehli bar Rawan ke Saath Srilanka Gayi Thi.

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Santa ne apni mobile battery raat ko charge karne rakhi to uski wife ne kaha ki mobile fat jayega,

Santa: Tu fikar na kar maine battery nikal ke rakhi hai.

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Father to little baby - oye oye oye oye, mela pyala munna, mela gol gappa , o mela gol gappa , tuje khaunga main, apne pyale se gol gappe ko khaunga main.

Little baby ne susu kar diya or bola - lo papa ab pani bhi pee lo.

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Girls r 70%
Beauty

Girls r 75%
Sweet

Girls r 85%
Naughty

Girls r 90%
Cute

Girls r 100%
Lovely

Total
70+75+85+90+100 = 420

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1st boy - my father drives the car so fast that some people fly away.

2nd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the people run away.

3rd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the car is in garage and father in hospital.

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PREMIKA PREMI SE : MAIN MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
PREMI : KYA BAAT KAR RAHI HO TUM HOSH MEIN TO HO.
PREMIKA : HAAN MAIN TUMHARE DADDY SE SHAADI KARAKE TUMHARI MAA BANANE WALI HOON.

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Once a sardarji goes to hotel and finishes eating his food.After eating he goes to wash the basin the hotel.Why???.Bcoz he sees the board 'Wash basin'.