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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai
The whole world appears as: Dushman
But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
CIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?
Recruit: Sir, I Think they are illiterate, if they were literate, they would leave their signature for u.
When I was born, GOD said,
"Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said,
"OH NO! COMPETITION".
Who knew,
one day these Idiots will become
FRIENDS FOREVER!
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study.
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
Ba Adab
Ba Mulaiza
Hohiyar
Pagalon Ke Maharaj
Bewaqufoon Ke Sartaj
Noor-e-Chashm
Dewan-e-Paglistan
SMS Parh Ke Kush Ho Rahe Hain
EXAMS ARE JUST LIKE GIRL FRIENDS
1-TOO MANY QUESTIONS
2-DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
3-RESULT IS NOT ALWAYS UP TO MARK
wife: what will you do if i succesfully climb and reach the top of mount everest?
husband: a gentle push!!!
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