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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back

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Sadar goes to airport to catch flight. Sees 2 signs, 1 sign say LEFT, other say RIGHT. Sadar ask which way flights. Person say "all flight LEFT", so Sadar turn around and return home.

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One day a sardar reading a book in liberary after reading the book he said so boring, so many charecters but no story, so boring. Then the liberarian came and said u stupid this is telephone directory.

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Sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi. Freind: tu us ka khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga. Sardar:arre yaar sagi behan ki terah rakhta tha.

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Sardar`s wife. Kurri jawan ho gayi wey koi changa munda wekho 26saal da howay.

sardar replied.jey 26 saal da na milay tey 13 13 de 2 le awaan?

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Waiter: sir,pizza ke 4 pieces karu ya 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi kar de yaar,8 mujhse khaye nahi jayenge.

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Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.

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One sardar was making call to other sardar. Every time he got the reply "switched off". Finally he went to sardar and asked what happened to your mobile?

Second sardar said nothing happened to my mobile. Then he asked why its getting switched off?

Second sardar: ohhhhhhhhhh its my daillar tone..

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An american says to a sardar that america mein log e-mail se shadi kar lete hain.

Sardar says wah g hamari to sirf female se hoti hai!

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Biwi ki absence mein sardar apni Girlfriend ko bulata hai aur nokar ko 100rs de kar kehta hai k Biwi ko na batana,

Nokar: 100rs bohaut kam hai, begum sahiba isi kaam ke 500rs deti hai