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sardar: Moter cycle se gir gaya aur aayee...aayee.. karne laga.

Ek admi ne aakar poochha sardar ji kya hua?

Sardar: Ohh yar main ja raha tha ek mod aaya main mud gaya, doosra aaya main phir mud gaya, phir teesra aaya phir mud gaya, Choutha mod aaya hi nahi main phir bhi mud gaya.

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policeman: kal subah 5 bajay tumhe phansi de di jayegi.

sardar: ha ha ha.

policeman: kyon hans rahe ho.

sardar: main subah 8 baje so kar uthta hoon.

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Please can u give me 2000 Rs.. i will return it day aft tomorrow I need it. Help me out. I know u have, plz..plz.. Sardar talks 2 ATM machine

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A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him.

Sardar: Sir I am learnng drivng.

Cop: Without instructor?

Sardar: Ye correspondance course hai!

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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank it.

Next day, headline: Blood bank luta.

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SARDAR WAS WALKING ON THE ROAD. A THIEF TAKES HIS CELL PHONE AND RUNS, THEN THE SARDAR LAUGHS AND SAYS"OYE!USKA CHARGER TO MERE PASS HAI!!"

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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."