People Jokes

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Harbajan : Darling kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?
wife : kardina sardar wali baat! Are kabhi spiner ko opening mili hai kya.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : \"Can anybody give an example of \" COINCIDENCE?\"

PAPPU : \"Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.\"

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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MAN BEFORE MARRIAGE SUPERMAN
AFTER MARRIAGE GENTLEMAN
5 YEAR LATER WATCHMAN
10 YEAR LATER APNE HI JAAL MEIN
FASAA HUA SPIDERMAN

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Man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle"
Man: "No, because they come out at night!"

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Admi ki car se kabootar takra ke behosh ho gaya
admai kabootar ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha
khana diya kabootar jaag ke bola
'Aaila Jail.... Wo Driver Mar Gaya Kaya?.,.,.