Email |  Post Comments

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no


Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Email |  Post Comments

I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya

May be : Dil To Pagal Hai

Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai

The whole world appears as: Dushman

But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

Email |  Post Comments

CIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?

Recruit: Sir, I Think they are illiterate, if they were literate, they would leave their signature for u.

Email |  Post Comments

When I was born, GOD said,
"Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said,
"OH NO! COMPETITION".
Who knew,
one day these Idiots will become
FRIENDS FOREVER!

Email |  Post Comments

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study.

Email |  Post Comments

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

Email |  Post Comments

Ba Adab
Ba Mulaiza
Hohiyar
Pagalon Ke Maharaj
Bewaqufoon Ke Sartaj
Noor-e-Chashm
Dewan-e-Paglistan

SMS Parh Ke Kush Ho Rahe Hain

Email |  Post Comments

EXAMS ARE JUST LIKE GIRL FRIENDS
1-TOO MANY QUESTIONS
2-DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
3-RESULT IS NOT ALWAYS UP TO MARK

Email |  Post Comments

wife: what will you do if i succesfully climb and reach the top of mount everest?

husband: a gentle push!!!

Email |  Post Comments

A prisoner was instructed to Free Ten prisoners from a cell. He was so excited that he forgot to include himself!