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One man went to the Danse Bar he looked at the Bar Girl and said: Will you Dance with me?
Bar Dancer smiled and said: I don't dance with little boy.
Man: Oh I see! I didn't know that you were pregnent!!!
Have a nice day! ??> Achcha din lo!
What?s up? ??>Uppar kya hai?
You?re kidding! ??>Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don?t kid me! ??> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Cool man! ??> Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ?-> Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don?t mess with me, dude.??> Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She?s so fine! ?? > Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick?s mine, okay!???> Suno dost, woh ladki
mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what?s cooking? ?-> Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya
pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ??> Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.??> Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ?-> Party mein patthar feko.
Piss Off!!??->Su su Bujhao!!
Lets hang out!?->Chalo bahar latakte hai
A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
Category : Top 10 statements in Hindi movies
10.Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
And the number one statement is .....
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.
Khalistan's national song?
Bande marte hum.
A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession?
Jarnailism.
khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL
national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird : Tandoori Chicken
International Airline : Kitthe Pacific
National Airline : Itthe Pacific
National Anthem : Sten gun man
National Taxi Service : Kaar Seva
There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but not near girl's college.Why?
- bacause vehicles automatically go slow.
James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says
"I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you".
For which the driver replies "I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you..."
A SARDARJI TAKES HIS WIFE TO WATCH A MOVIE CALLED 'MY WIFE'S MURDRER'.
THE SARDARJI BUYS 3 TICKETS. HIS WIFE SUPRISINGLY AKS HIM, "DARLING WHY 3 TICKETS"
THE SARDARJI REPLIES, "2 TICKETS FOR US TO THE CINEMA AND THE OTHER ONE FOR YOU TO GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE KAL HO NA HO".
A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Answer: Jo Hua , So hua
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