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Ek Baar Santa Singh bedroom mein soya hota hai, aur usko thand lagi hoti hai phir bhi woh Fan switch off nahin karta ......bolo kyun?

Kyun Ki Santa Singh Do saal ka bacha hota hai.

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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
'Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.
''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''
''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''
''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!''

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Police constable to his son:

"tumhara result acha nahee aya aaj se tumhara khelna or t.v dekhna band!"

Son:

yeh 50 Rs. pakdo aur mamla yaheen khatam karo"

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Mrs.SANTA: AJI SUNTE HO KITCHEN SE NAMAK LANA TO

Mr.SANTA: MUJHE NAHI MILRAHA

Mrs SANTA: MUJHE PATA THA APKO NAHI MILEGA, ISLIYE MAINE PEHLE SE LAKE RAKHDIYA THA

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Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
"Saints"

But now they are called..

"IT professionals"

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1 ladki valintine day pe ik dukan daar ke paas gae aur kaha
kya aap ke paas koi aisa card hai jis pe likha hoo ke main sirf tum se aur sirf tum se pyar karti hoon?
dukan daar bola - gi han hai aisa card.
ladki boli - to plz 2 darjan pack kar do
its dedicate to my love.

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One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India

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One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for campaigning .

Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.

At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called the driver and said ,"Jiska ye suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon. Usko dhundke laao".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked, "Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye, aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident . Hearing it they were rejoiced, put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some
time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"

The driver replied : "Main bola, main Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon, maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai."

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Best One:

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.

Second Best:

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually
enjoying.

Third Best :

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

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Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."