WarningB by : Jolly Uncle on 16-Nov-2007 Views : 497 There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but not near girl's college.Why?
- bacause vehicles automatically go slow.
James BondB by : Jigar on 24-Oct-2007 Views : 656 James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says
"I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you".
For which the driver replies "I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you..."
A TICKET TO HEAVENB by : Jigar on 10-Oct-2007 Views : 593 A SARDARJI TAKES HIS WIFE TO WATCH A MOVIE CALLED 'MY WIFE'S MURDRER'.
THE SARDARJI BUYS 3 TICKETS. HIS WIFE SUPRISINGLY AKS HIM, "DARLING WHY 3 TICKETS"
THE SARDARJI REPLIES, "2 TICKETS FOR US TO THE CINEMA AND THE OTHER ONE FOR YOU TO GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE KAL HO NA HO".
Japanese TwinsB by : Jigar on 10-Oct-2007 Views : 528 A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Answer: Jo Hua , So hua
Friends At The ZooB by : Jigar on 10-Oct-2007 Views : 470 One day two friends are bragging.
1st friend: My father has great eyes site like eagle, he is very clever as fox, very brave like the Lion...
2nd friend: This means that I need to buy a ticket to the
Zoo to meet your Father??
DONB by : Manish D. Patel on 10-Oct-2007 Views : 522 Tum Ek Aise Don Ho Jiske Paas
Har Lock Ki Chaabi Hai
Tabhi To Aapko Log DON With KEY Kehte Hai
Aur Pyaar Se... DONKEY.
You Are SweetB by : Manish D. Patel on 10-Oct-2007 Views : 407 Is Me Koi Shak Nahi Ke...
U R Sweet, U R Carring,
U R Kind, U R Intelligent,
U R Attractive, U R Smart,
U R Reliable,
Bas Thoda Aur Improve Karo To Mere Jaise Ban Sakte Ho.
Modern....B by : Manish D. Patel on 06-Oct-2007 Views : 333 Modern...
Obedient...
Neatful...
Kindful...
Energetic...
Young...
Hey...! That's Me.
Dont Worry Ur Name Is Also There,
Just Read 1st Letter Of Each Word.
Leave Applications 2B by : Ashique-E-Bimar on 03-Oct-2007 Views : 505 A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
\"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today\"
A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend\'s letter:
\"I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school\"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
\"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day\".
A covering note:
\"I am enclosed herewith...\"
Leave ApplicationsB by : Ashique-E-Bimar on 03-Oct-2007 Views : 611 An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, Please grant me half day casual leave"
A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.
Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
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