People Jokes

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Wife:- I Think Our Daughter Is In Love With Someone.



Husband:- How Do You Know...?



Wife:- Because She Is Not Asking For Her Pocket Money...

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No call..
No sms..
No letter..
No khabar..
No miss call..
Zoo walon ne phir se pakad liya kya???

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santa's son asked him:papa, what should i write against mother tongue?(as he was filling a form)
santa replied: very long...

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Ik munda, sadak te tureya janda si
Tan, Ik amli cycle te chadiaya janda,
Oh amli, munde vich vaj janda,
Oh dowen buri taran dig jande.
Jadon dowen uth painde, te amli mundey nu kehnda,
"O kuj nehi hoya, mari moti raggarr aye hai"
"jah jake parsad churrah, te mandir jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gaya."
Mundey nu bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gaya, salyaa nale tan mere sattan laa tiyan te nalle kehinda bachaa ho giya."

Amli kehnda, "oye meri gal mun tera bachaa ho gaya tere vich main cycle maar ditta."

Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."

Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta main ithon he chukeya"

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Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand. The data is entered later into their database by a clerk. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,25 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the clerk called the farmer directly.

Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?? she asked.

Yeh.? lisped the farmer. Being a Howard County girl herself, the clerk entered: Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.?

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

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sikke ko dekho sikke ke sun ko dekho,
sikke ko dekho sikke ke sun ko dekho,

mere bhole pan ko dekho apne kameene pan ko dekho.

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mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,
mujhe logo ko pareshan karana hai,
maine tumhara naam bataya to usne thapad mara,
aur khaha "boss" se panga nahi.

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Santa:- Agar Tu Ye Bata De Ke Meri Tokri Me Kya Hai..?
To Saare Ande Tere.
Santa:- Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kitne Hai..?
To 8 Ke 8 Tere.
Santa:- Aur Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kiske Hai...?
To Murgi Bhi Teri.

Banta:- HINT TO DE.

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Perents want their children to tell truth, the whole truth nothing but the truth......until they have guests in the hose.