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Santa:- Agar Tu Ye Bata De Ke Meri Tokri Me Kya Hai..?
To Saare Ande Tere.
Santa:- Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kitne Hai..?
To 8 Ke 8 Tere.
Santa:- Aur Agar Ye Bata De Ke Kiske Hai...?
To Murgi Bhi Teri.
Banta:- HINT TO DE.
Perents want their children to tell truth, the whole truth nothing but the truth......until they have guests in the hose.
Kashmir Ki Vaadiyo Me,
Barfily Hawaao Me,
Jheel Ke Kinaare Baithe Ranjhe Ko...
Heer Ne Kya Samjhaya...?
Hero Mat Ban...
Sweater Pahenle..
"Mujhse Shaadi Karoge..?"
Kal Pura Din Soch Kar Mummy Daddy Bhai Behan..
Sabke Saath Baith Kar..
Mashwara Karke Parso Mujhe Bata Dena...
Ke Yeh GAANA Kis Film Ka Hai..?
teacher: pehle murgi aati hai ke anda(egg) aata hai
child: jiska pehle order denge woh hi ayega na
NASA Sent A Sardar On Moon.
He Set In. After Going Half Way He Returned Back.
And Shouted.. Oye..!
Menu Ullu Samajh Rakha Hai Kya...?
Aaj AMAVASYA Hai..
There Is No Moon.
1 Sardar Ki WATCH Kharaab Ho Jati Hai,
WTTCH Kholke Dekhta Hai To Ander Macchar Mara Hota Hai,
Sardar:- Ye Le... Chalegi Kaise..?
Driver To Mara Pada Hai...
Once Santa Said Someting In Banta's Ear...
And Banta Died Immediately....!
You Know's What Did He Said...?
He Said....
Dhishkyaon..
What's the difference between out-laws, and in-laws?
Out-laws are wanted.
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want
you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the
minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many
had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying
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