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Man I want a divorce
my wife hasn't spoken to me in 6 mnts
lawyer better think it over.
wives like that are hard to get
A Women Posted an ad "Husband Wanted "
Next day She received 100s Of Letter Stating : You can Have Mine
When Dating , u picture the 2 of u
growing older together
when u are married
u will wonder who will die firts
Talk of two ladies
ist :What Do use for washing Dishes
ii nd :oh i tried many things but found my husband best
Talk Of 2 Friends
First : My Wife is an Angel
Second : U R So Lucky
First: Why??
Second: Mine is still Alive
Nurse : Doctor Patient you just treated collapsed on step
Doctor : Turn him around looks like he was just arriving
Patient :- I see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't new Glasses Help?
Patient:- Sure, Now i see spots Much Cleaer
Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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