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By : Sandip , 11 Nov, 2005(views : 331)

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A Priest, a Doctor and a Software Engineer die and go the heavens gate, they hear gods voice and it says " My sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of u. so to choose the rightful
person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime."

The priest goes up first and says" well god I am a priest I am ur humble servant and have spent all my life working to
spread ur message."

The doctor goes up next and says " well I am a doctor and I have helped thousands of people recover from there illnesses and saved countless lives."

The Software Engineer goes up and says " well I have spend my full life to Develop,Design,Test the software " AND
before the Software Engineer could say any further the heavens gate open and god comes out and says to the Software Engineer & Say "no more son" come with me coz u have already been through hell."

Moral of the story: Software Engineer always land up in heaven cause their mortal life is hell. so all us do anything, our place in heaven is fixed

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