Customer Care - 13B by : Trusha on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 613 Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem.
We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
Customer Care - 11B by : Trusha on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 624 Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy
inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an
Intel inside."
Tech support :
Customer Care - 10B by : Trusha on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 581 Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support:
Customer Care - 09B by : Trusha on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 630 Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Customer Care - 07B by : Trusha on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 567 Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
Tech support:
Customer Care - 04B by : Trusha on 03-Dec-2005 Views : 549 Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Defination Of LawyerB by : Jitendra Nayak on 01-Dec-2005 Views : 497 What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician
Doctor And Three PatientsB by : Jitendra Nayak on 01-Dec-2005 Views : 475 Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
Reliance Mai JobB by : Jitendra Nayak on 01-Dec-2005 Views : 505 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!
" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Accountants Joke-2B by : Jitendra Nayak on 26-Nov-2005 Views : 452 What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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