Lawyer's Question : What is your date of birth?
Answer : July fifteenth.
Lawyer's Question : Which year?
(Stupid) Answer : Every year.
Lawyer's Question : What was the first thing your husband said to you when
he woke up that morning?
Answer : He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Lawyer's Question : And why did that upset you?
Answer : My name is Susan.
Lawyer's Question : And where was the location of the accident?
Answer : Approximately milepost 499.
Lawyer's Question : And where is milepost 499?
Answer : Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Lawyer's Question : Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Lawyer's Question : Were you present when your picture was taken ?
Lawyer's Question : So the date of conception (of the baby) was August
8th?
Answer : Yes.
Lawyer's Question : And what were you doing at that time?
Lawyer's Question : She had three children, right?
Answer : Yes.
Lawyer's Question : How many were boys?
Answer : None.
Lawyer's Question : Were there any girls?
Lawyer's Question : How was your first marriage terminated?
Answer : By death.
Lawyer's Question : And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer's Question : Can you describe the individual?
Answer : He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer's Question : Was this a male or a female?
Lawyer's Question : Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on
dead people?
Answer : All my autopsies are performed only on dead people.
Lawyer's Question : Do you recall the time when you examined the body of
Mr. Dennington ?
Answer : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Lawyer's Question : And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
(Snappy) Answer : No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy.
Lawyer's Question : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for the pulse?
Answer : No.
Lawyer's Question : Did you check for blood pressure?
Answer : No.
Lawyer's Question : Did you check for breathing?
Answer : No.
Lawyer's Question : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
Answer : No.
Lawyer's Question : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Answer : Because his brain was kept in a jar on my desk.
Lawyer's Question : But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
(Snappy) Answer : Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing Law somewhere.
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