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ONION
B by : Bhai . Manish on 06-Jan-2011 Views : 8659
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INCOME TAX DEPT. IS KEEPING A WATCH ON HIIGH VALUE TRANSACTIONS. DO NOT BUY ONION.




Men Are Better Friends
B by : Vikram on 11-Jan-2010 Views : 12407
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Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.

Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion : Men are better friends




Modern Wife
B by : Jolly Uncle on 18-Dec-2007 Views : 31677
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Husband to Wife - You will never succeed
in making that dog obey you.

Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.




Husband - Wife
B by : Jolly Uncle on 25-Jun-2007 Views : 36151
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"Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!" Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"




Is This My Train?
B by : Ritcha Rao on 02-Nov-2006 Views : 18708
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.




HEIGHTS OF SAVINGS
B by : Mohammad on 09-Sep-2006 Views : 13407
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A MARVADI'S HOUSE HAS CAUGHT FIRE AND HE IS GIVING MISSED CALL TO FIRE SERVICE STATION.




Difference Between 1960 & 2006
B by : Harish Yadav on 23-Aug-2006 Views : 11326
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1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai,chhai bahar hai,
aaja sajna tera intezar hai.

2006 girl : Dusara/tisra pyar hai,dil bekrar hai,
aaja morey sajna varna chautha tayiar hai.




A Confession.
B by : Arutirtha Ghossh on 04-Aug-2006 Views : 6285
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A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave trouble to his sister.

I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk.

"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession."




Saadhu Train Mein
B by : Siddalingaswamy H R on 20-Jul-2006 Views : 5607
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In a train-

TC to Sadhu :- Kahan jaana hai ?
Sadhu :- Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha !

TC :- Ticket hai ?
Sadhu :- Nahin !

TC :- Chalo !
Sadhu :- Kahan ?
TC :- Jahan Krishn ka janam hua tha !!!




Humne Zindagi Ki Shuruyat S Se Ki.
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 24-Jun-2006 Views : 5107
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Humne Zindagi ki shuruyat S se ki.

S se SAT SRI AKAAL,

S se SURAJ,

S se SUBAH,

S se SWAGAT,

Phir,

S se SAMAY ne aisi karwat badliki,

S se hamari SAGAI ho gayi,

Aur iske baad,

S se SHAADI bhi ho gayi,

Phir jivan ka arth,

S se SAAS,

S se SALA,

S se SALI,

S se SASUR,

Aur S se SATYANASH ho gaya.

To ab hum,

S se SANYAS lene wale hai,

Isliye aapko,

S se SMS bheja hai.

Japo,

S se SATNAM SRI WAHEGURU...




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