One Liner Joke-11B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 385 Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
Oneliner Joke-5B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 398 You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
One Liner Joke-2B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 342 Having one child makes you a parent; having
two you are a referee.
One Liner Joke-1B by : Jitendra Nayak on 04-Nov-2005 Views : 444 Regular naps prevent old age, especially if
you take them while driving.
Getting OldB by : Arti Agarwal on 31-Oct-2005 Views : 361 You know you're getting older when...
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
You look forward to a dull evening.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
New Hearing AidB by : Arti Agarwal on 30-Oct-2005 Views : 330 Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
Movies ChangedB by : Arti Agarwal on 30-Oct-2005 Views : 333 For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."
HahahahahaB by : Ashok Sharma on 30-Oct-2005 Views : 381 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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KHUCH NAHI BAS AAPKI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAI THI...
Laloo Or PapaB by : Ashok Sharma on 30-Oct-2005 Views : 391 Laloo : papa itne sare players football ko kik kahe mar rahe hai,
Papa : Goal karne ke liye,
Laloo : Sasura ball to pahele hi gol bai , aur kitna gol karenge.
hahahahahahh
Life Isn't Fair To Men...B by : Rajani Sharma on 27-Oct-2005 Views : 363 A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
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