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B by : Khantil U Yangik on 14-Nov-2007 Views : 13510
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new name of indian cricket team plyaers:
Robber uthpa
Searching tendulkar
Shame wag
Ravan dravid
Yamraj singh
Mannerless dhoni
Nil kumble




Devils Vs. Angels Cricket Match
B by : Jigar on 13-Sep-2007 Views : 9677
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The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.

"But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.

"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.




2019 World Cup Headlines
B by : Jigar on 13-Sep-2007 Views : 11823
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2019 World Cup - News Headlines!

Coach Sehwag to be sacked after India's defeat over Mongolia

"Tendulkar should consider quitting" : Rahul Dravid

Pathan touches 60 mph!!!

India out of Super 30 contention

VVS Laxman : "I still hope for a spot in the team in 2023"

NORTH KOREA don't want to take minnows Pakistan lightly

Former Paki captain Inzamam : "Boys is not plays with heart"

Flintoff publishes 7th autobiography : How I got drunk, shot and woke up in the Pacific!

Greg Chappell talks of cracks in the Solomon Islands team: "Seniors are behaving like Mafia"

Security increased outside Sehwag's mithai shop after India's defeat




Ajit & Rabert In A Cricket Match
B by : Ronit on 26-Sep-2006 Views : 7366
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Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.
Ajit: Rabert,Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daal de aur Imran ko out karde.
Robert: Ok boss.Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!
Ajit: Rabert,ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daal de aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.
Robert: Ok boss.He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six again. Now there are two balls and 12 runs.
Ajit: Rabert,ab Kapil se jaa ke kehna ek khatarnak out swinger daal de aur Imran ko catch out karde. Robert: Ok boss.He goes to Kapil and tells the message again. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.
Robert: Boss,ab Kapil se jaa ke kya kehna hai? Ajit: Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaa ke kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!




Sourav Dada
B by : Mohammad on 15-Sep-2006 Views : 10124
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Dada teaching kids ABC-
A For Awkward bounce.
B For Bowled.
C For caught.
D For Dismissed.




Surd's Love For Cricket
B by : Harish Yadav on 24-Aug-2006 Views : 2811
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Bagga: 'My girlfriend says that if I don't give up cricket she'll leave me.'
Jagga: 'Oh! that's very tough, Right friend?'
Bagga: 'Yeah, I'm going to miss her'.




Importance Of Scoring 33
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 23-Jun-2006 Views : 2572
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Harbhajan starts raising his Bat on 33 runs.

Sachin asks him: It's not a 50 or 100?

Harbhajan replies: Only a Punjabi student can understand importance of scoring 33.




Q. Parsad Ne Kumble Se Pepsi Lane Ko Kaha. Kumble Pepsi Kee Ek Bottle Leke Aa Gaya Par Seedha Sachin
B by : Sarabjit Singh on 12-May-2006 Views : 2597
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Q. Parsad ne Kumble se pepsi lane ko kaha. Kumble pepsi kee ek bottle leke aa gaya par seedha Sachin ke paas Pahooncha.





Batao Kyon?




Socho??





Kuch to bolo??




Nahin pata?






Chalo bata hi deta hoon.


A. Tendulkar is an opener




World Cup 2003 Why Australia Won..
B by : Anil Vashistha on 18-Nov-2005 Views : 2447
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How the World Cup 2003 was won :

Super Six : Australia, India, Kenya, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and Zimbabwe
Only countries whose name ended with A went into the Semi-Finals
1. Australia
2. India
3. Kenya
4. Sri Lanka
(New Zealand and Zimbabwe did not have A at their end)

Only countries whose names ended with IA went into the Final
Australia India (Kenya and Sri Lanka did not have IA at their end)

Who took the Cup ? : Kisne World Cup "Lia" ? Austra"lia" !
Who gave the Cup ? : Kisne World Cup "Dia" ? In"dia" !




Movie Gavaskar
B by : Anil Vashistha on 18-Nov-2005 Views : 2265
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When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry! He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didnt show anything about me in it!". The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called 'Border', but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"




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