TorontoB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 02-Oct-2005 Views : 200 Toronto
A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore. He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie. "Master, you have released me from my bondage in this bottle, ask any three wishes and I will grant them to you."
The man thought for a moment and said, "I would like the following three things to happen this year -- The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors
win the NBA title."
The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the bottle.
Murphy's Laws Of Martial ArtsB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 02-Oct-2005 Views : 179 Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
You will have trouble with the ties on your dobok pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the instructor will be sick.
The instructor will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques.
If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
What You Call A Pro Football Player...B by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 02-Oct-2005 Views : 178 What you call a pro football player...
According to a report on “60 Minutes 2,” three members of the Carolina Panthers are being investigated for illegal steroid use.
You know what you call a pro football player who doesn’t take steroids?
An Arena Football player.
First Football GameB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 01-Oct-2005 Views : 208 First Football Game
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.
'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.
'What do you mean?' he asked.
'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'
No BallB by : Md Kamran on 28-Sep-2005 Views : 247 The opening Indian batsmen in a One-Day match against the Pakistan were Sachin Tendulkar and a new find,sardar Stroke Singh.
Shoaib Akhtar, the pace bowler,opened the bowling for his side. The first ball went sizzling past the off-stump.ZOOOM...........and was collected by the wicketkeeper.
Sardar Stroke Singh did not as much as budge from his place. Shoaib bowled his second, third and fourth balls...
ZOOOM... ZOOOM... ZOOOM.......all about the wicket with Stroke Singh standing still as a statue.
The fifth delivery was declared "No ball" by the umpire.
Like a trueprofessional Sardar Stroke Singh went tapping the pitch midway towards Sachin Tendulkar and said, "I knew from the very beginning the fellow did not have a ball in his hand." ...
Definition Of Cricket To A ForeignerB by : Anonymous on 28-Sep-2005 Views : 258 The definition of Cricket as explained to a foreigner--
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go
in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those
who are not out, that is the end of the game!
Simple! ...
E34B by : Ripudaman Saini on 19-Sep-2005 Views : 168 An exhausted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. "I'm glad to see you." he said. "I've been lost for three days."
"Don't get too excited friend." the other hunter replied. "I've been lost for three weeks."
Drown?B by : Ripudaman Saini on 19-Sep-2005 Views : 149 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If I Could Hit The Ball That Way ...B by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 17-Sep-2005 Views : 155 If I could hit the ball that way ...
Bob Gibson, known for his sarcastic wit, caught teammate Curt Flood off guard with a rare compliment as Gibson watched him take batting practice."Way to hit the ball, roomie. If I could hit the ball that way, I'd take off my toeplate and retire from pitching," Gibson said.
Flood smiled.
"In fact, roomie,'' Gibson continued, "If I hit the way you do, I think I'd also retire from baseball."
Detroit Is Building A New StadiumB by : Ajit Hari Sahu on 17-Sep-2005 Views : 145 Detroit is building a new stadium
Did you hear? Detroit is building a new stadium but it is keeping its location hidden from the public.
Yeah, they're afraid the Tigers will find out where it is and try to play there.
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