Travel And Nature Jokes

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sardar was driving helicopter near kashmir. after sometime it crashed.when reporters asked what happend. he replied " it was too cold so i switched off the fan".

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It's MONSOON And I Am Sure You Must Be Very Happy,
You Must Be Feeling Like Going Out,
Getting Drenched, Sing, Splash Water...

Right...?

Every FROG Feels The Same.

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Two cats to Shraabi chuha:- Ajj tainu Khan nu Ji Karda.
Chuha answered :- Chaped na kha lai, main is lai kuch nahi kehnda ke lok kehenge ki ik talli chuhe 2 jananiyaan kutt ditiyaan.

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In Winter what fells but never hits the ground?????



THE TEMPERATURE.......

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thhi?

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Once when the Pope is visiting U.S.A, he suddenly feels like driving the car.
He says to his driver,"I would like to drive the car for today".
But the driver says,"You don't have a licence sir & You don't know how to drive".
Pope says,"You have to obey me or else you will have to go to prison".
The poor driver had to give the wheel to him. The pope drove like a manic since he didn't know how to drive a car. A Police Officer seeing this signaled to stop the car. Pope stoped the car after his driver told him that the Police Officer singnaled him to stop. When the Police Officer came to the driver's window, he stared at the Pope for a moment and looked at the passenger's seat and started staring at the driver. Then he took out his walkie-talkie and called the President and said,"Sir,We have a Very Important Person here.I don't know him but Pope is his driver."

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Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an 'E' for their effort.

1. In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

3. In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

4. In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

5. In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

6. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

7. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

8. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

9. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

10. In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

11. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

12. In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

13. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

14. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

15. In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

16. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

17. In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

18. In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

19. In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

20. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

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Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didnt you exchange your seat?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

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A little boy walked up to the librarian to check out a book entitled `COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR MOTHERS.' When the librarian asked him if it was for his mother, he answered "No".
Then why are you checking it out?"Because",said the boy,beaming from ear to ear,.."I just started collecting moths last month!".

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PERSON A: My dog knows maths
PERSON B: He does?
PERSON A: Yes, when I ask him what 10 minus 10 is, he says nothing.