| By : Jayaprakash Ebenezer , 24 Oct, 2006(views : 699) | Previous | Next |
Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an 'E' for their effort.
1. In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
3. In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
4. In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
5. In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
6. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
7. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
8. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
9. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
10. In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
11. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
12. In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
13. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
14. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
15. In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
16. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
17. In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
18. In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
19. In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
20. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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