| • | Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!
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| • | WOOD CHUCK (Version 4)
If a wood-chuck should chuck wood,
how much wood should a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck couldn't chuck wood.
But if a wood-chuck could chuck wood,
how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck wouldn't chuck wood.
But if a wood-chuck would chuck wood,
how much wood would a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck wouldn't chuck any amount of wood,
if a wood-chuck should chuck wood.
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| • | Wood Chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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| • | Witch
Which is the witch that wished the wicked wish ?
I don't know which witch is whitch.
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| • | Unique New York
Unique New York,
You need New York,
You know you need unique new york.
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| • | Two BootBlacks
There were two bootblacks,a white bootblack and a black bootblack
and they were both busy blacking boots.
The white bootblack told the black bootblack
to blacken the white bootblack`s boots black.
The black bootblack was taken aback
and blackened the white bootblack`s face black.
The white bootblack blackened the black bootblack`s face black too.
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| • | Twister
A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwists,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
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| • | Tree Toad
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
That lived up in a tree.
She was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was he.
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| • | Thadius Thistle
Thadius Thistle the thistle sifter
While sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles
Thrust three thousand thistles
Threw the thick of his thumb.
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| • | Theopholis Sistle
Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles.
Now, if Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles,
where are the sifted thistles that Theopholis Sistle,the thistle sifter, sifted?
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| • | Sea Shells (Version 2)
She sells sea shells
Down by the sea shore
She sells shells.
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| • | Sea Shells
She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
Of Seychelles
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| • | Peter Piper (Version 2)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper pecked a pick of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled Peppers Peter piper picked?
The peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked
Is where Peter Piper put the peck of pickled peppers
That Peter Piper picked.
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| • | Peter Piper (Version 1)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper picked a peck of peckled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked ?
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| • | Peter Pan Peanut Butter
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
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| • | Pheasant Plucker
I am not a pheasant plucker,
But a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants
'Til the pheasant plucker comes.
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| • | Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!
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| • | Once Upon A Barren Moor
Once upon a barren moor
there dwelt a bear also a boar
the bear could not bear the boar
the bear thought the boar a bore
At last that bear could bear no more
that boar that bored him on the moor
and so one morn' he bored that boar
that boar will boar no more
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| • | Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.
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| • | Mr. See's Saw
Mr. See had a saw
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
before Soar saw See
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| • | Mrs Hunt
Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat
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| • | Manager of the Menagerie
'The Manager of the Menagerie
Imagined he was a manager of an imaginary Menagerie'.
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| • | Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
Not a punt cut square
Just a square cut punt
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
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| • | The Mikado (light opera,lyrics by W.S. Gilbert; music by Arthur Sullivan.)
To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Peter Matthews [phm109(AT)psu.edu] and
Nicole [Lumetta-soubrette(AT)hehe.com] - for discovering the title and origin.
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| • | I saw Esau
I saw Esau kissing Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau,
And Esau saw that I saw Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau saw.
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