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If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues" 2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember. 3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water. 4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps) 5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call. 6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line. 7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. 8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR. 9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours. 10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself. 11.) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam. 13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your mail is not going. 14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U. 15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT. 16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12 17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it . 18.)And now u r smiling
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