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| Do you know the meaning of family? - F(ather) A(nd) M(other) I L(ove) Y(ou) |
| - AATAMIMI (), |
| I intend to live forever......so far, so good. |
| Submitted By : Ritcha Rao |
| I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough |
| Submitted By : Ritcha Rao |
| Before marriage a man yearns for her. After marriage the ‘y’ is silent. |
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| Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. |
| - Madame Ssuderi |
| All tragedies are finished by a death, and all comedies ended by a marriage. |
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| How to be happily married can never be taught,but only learnt. |
| Submitted By : Priya Arora |
| We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together |
| Submitted By : Neeraj |
| A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "damn, that was fun!" |
| Submitted By : Sumona Das |
| U always said u hate to see me hurt, U hate to see me cry, So all those times u hurt me, were u closing ur eyes! |
| Submitted By : Sumona Das |
| (Funny Quote) Me no worry, me no care Me go marry a millionaire If he die, me no cry Me go marry another guy. |
| Submitted By : Sumona Das |
| Let each day in your life be a Stress-Free Day and each night a Restful Night. |
| Submitted By : Dr. Sanjeev Kalra |
| Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. |
| Submitted By : Sumona Das |
| If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring. He sends you a sunrise every morning Face it, friend - He is crazy about you! |
| Submitted By : Sarabjit Singh |
| Born free, taxed to death. |
| Submitted By : PRIYA ASHU TALWAR |
| Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. |
| Submitted By : PRIYA ASHU TALWAR |
| In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? |
| Submitted By : PRIYA ASHU TALWAR |
| As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... |
| Submitted By : PRIYA ASHU TALWAR |
| A onion a day keeps everyone away |
| Submitted By : Aaditya |
| The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. |
| - Robert Frost |
| The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. |
| - Franklin P. Jones |
| We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? |
| - Jean Cocturan |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. |
| - Jerry Seinfeld |
| Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift...Thrown away...Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| > Life may not be the party we hoped for...but while we are here we might as well dance! |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America... The rest cheat in Europe." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| "The power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate" |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| A friend in need is a pest indeed. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon! |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| If you can't convince them, confuse them. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
| Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. |
| Submitted By : Sandip |
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