Funny Quotes

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!

- No Idea

Life is an ice cream enjoy it before melts
- Bala

Do you know the meaning of family?
- f(ather) a(nd) m(other) i l(ove) y(ou)


I'm not rushing into being in love. i'm finding fourth grade hard enough
By - Ritcha Rao

I intend to live far, so good.
By - Ritcha Rao

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
- Madame Ssuderi

Before marriage a man yearns for her. after marriage the y is silent.
- Anonymous

All tragedies are finished by a death, and all comedies ended by a marriage.

- Anonymous

How to be happily married can never be taught,but only learnt.

By - Priya Arora

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together

By - Neeraj

(funny quote)

me no worry, me no care
me go marry a millionaire
if he die, me no cry
me go marry another guy.

By - Sumona Das

U always said u hate to see me hurt,
u hate to see me cry,
so all those times u hurt me, were u closing ur eyes!

By - Sumona Das

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "damn, that was fun!"

By - Sumona Das

Let each day in your life be a stress-free day and each night a restful night.
By - Dr. Sanjeev Kalra

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them.

By - Sumona Das

If god had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

if he had a wallet, your photo would be in it.

he sends you flowers every spring.

he sends you a sunrise every morning face it, friend - he is crazy about you!
By - Sarabjit Singh

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?


Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Born free, taxed to death.

as you get older three things happen. the first is your memory goes, and i can't remember the other two...

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