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| If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. |
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| It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. |
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| I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. |
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| A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. |
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| The hardest part of skating is the ice. |
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| If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure. |
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| I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. |
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| If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? |
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| Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers |
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| Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. |
| Submitted By : Arti Agarwal |
| There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. |
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| I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. |
| Submitted By : Arti Agarwal |
| "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." |
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| I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt. |
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