Funny shayari

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
yadi baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga,
shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga,
subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna,
shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena

Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga,
khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.

APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.