Funny shayari

Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati

Ki haal sunava apni class da otthe kehda padhai hundi si,
Hatthan ch hunde si mobile, te MP3 chalai hundi si,
Har lecture vich susti paayi hundi si,
Canteen vich vi velle ni si rehnde, otthe chaa di rail banai hundi si,
Yaar baithe hunde si akhirle bench te aakh pehle bench wali te takai hundi si.

Ashik ban gaya,
Mat karo waar,
Bura nahee ye pyaar,
Bura hai intezaar.

Letter diyaa to,
Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,
Bura hai inkaar.

Sharaabee bana to,
Mat dalo ilzaam,
Bura nahee ye jaam,
Bura hai anjaam.

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Saari Class Ka Dil Udaas Ho Gaya,
Saari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.