Funny shayari

Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,
Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Arey tankhwah milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai,
Aur wah wah bolne mein tumhara kya jaata hai.

Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.

College mein class hoti hai miss karne ke liye
Ladkiyon ke gaal hote hain kiss karne ke liye!!!

Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
Yeh to achha hua ki main achha nahi hua!!! ha ha!

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,
Ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon choos leti hain ladkon ka sara,
Tabhi toh inke Honth (lips)Laal hote hain.