Funny shayari

Aaj bagh mein kali hai,
Kal gualab hoga,
Jo tujh se shaadi karega,
uska dimaag kharab hoga.

Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.

Kal agar mein mar bhi jaun,
Aey dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
Aasoon bhi na bahana,
Meri arthi bhi naa uthana,
Sidhey upar chale aana,
Party Karenge.

Mausaam hai mastana yeh dil hai deewana,
Aise may tum?
Aise may tum?
Tum?

Haan tum,tum,
Lux say do baar naha kar aana.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpaa jayega.