Funny shayari

Tumhare samne hain itney items,
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo,
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe,
Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo.

Khud ko kar le buland jitna,
Batana khuda ne hi hai,
Ki meri raza kya hai.

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi mere zindagi mein,
To Reliance ki kasam Bihar mein bhi Taj mahal bana denge.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme mar jaoon vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Main sadak pe chal raha tha,
Mujhe ek buddhu dikh gaya,
Koi aur nahi,
Navjot singh siddhu mil gaya.