Funny shayari

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
DHARTI SE AASMAA TAK, AASMAAN SE DHARTI TAK
HAWA HI HAWA HAI.

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
yadi baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga,
shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga,
subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna,
shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena