Where's The Cat
| By : Muhamed Najiullah ( Posted on :31 Dec, 2005 ) | Total Views : 743 | Previous | Next |
Mullah went to a Butcher’s shop. He brought a good mutton piece free from any bone. Just prepare it nicely he told his wife and immediately set out for important works. She cleaned the mutton and added masala and cooked nicely.
The home was fully filled with nice aroma. Mullah’s wife is a snack-lover. The smell stimulated her appetite. Mullah didn’t turn up yet. She can’t wait any more for him.
‘Ok’ thought she, let me have a taste of Mutton fry she murmured and took a little out of that which she made. And that tasted delicious to her. She couldn’t resist the temptation of tasting more. And she took some more and so on and finished the whole piece.
Mullah came late. His wife served him rice and the other dishes except for that mutton piece.
Mullah asked “Where is the mutton piece. The wife coolly replied “ Oh you are asking about that mutton piece, You know. I was cleaning it nicely, but then came from somewhere our neighbour’s cat and snatched that from my hand and ran away”
Mullah got up silently. He went straight to the back-yard. He got hold of the particular cat and came back inside home. He took a common balance and weighed the cat. The cat was exactly equal in weight to the mutton piece that he had brought.
Now got tensed Mullah
He asked his wife, “ Look, If this is the cat’s weight, where gone is Mutton piece
And if this is the mutton’s weight where gone is Cat’s weight
Written By : Muhamed Najiullah
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