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By : Ashique_E_Bimar ( Posted on :26 Dec, 2006 )

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One day PVNR (P V Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died on the spot.

Yamraj was waiting for this moment at the doorsteps of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yamraj had already decided that he should be sent to the HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yamraj as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? It's famous on the earth.

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is finally made; and should not be just assessed on opinion or pre conceived notions. Yamraj joyfully agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent. Yamraj then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy & annoyed. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the three to be subjected to a test in history.Yamraj says OKAY! but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests thereafter.

PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence? " He replied "1947" and passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?" He gets nervous. Yamraj asked him to choose from 3 options: 1,00,000 or 2,00,000 or 3,00,000. Advani catches it & says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now. Yamraj asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 2,00,000 who died in the freedom struggle of India. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story:
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO MESS UP YOUR LIFE, THERE IS NO ESCAPE WHAT SO EVER...

Written By : Ashique_E_Bimar

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